Not really interesting facts about yourself

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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:43 pm

Doorstop wrote:I've seen a few strange cats coming out of the Drum & Monkey.


Get you and your jive talk.
"I before E, except after C" works in most cases but there are exceptions.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Doorstop » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:03 am

Gotta stay hip, daddio.
I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Lone Groover » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:35 am

"Work hard, Rock Hard, Eat hard, Sleep hard, Grow big, Wear glasses if you need 'em"
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby HollowHorn » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:51 am

Doorstop wrote:Gotta stay hip, daddio.

Hip replacement, merr like.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby HollowHorn » Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:24 am

Was upstairs at the 'Chip' to-day with the Partick Gentleman's Climbing Club, what a nice bunch of lads, 'Gentlemen' is the right word, fair enjoyed myself. Minxy should photograph them btw. :wink:
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby The Egg Man » Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:48 am

The late Norman Buchan sang about a bunch of bar room mountaineers who'd 'never climbed anything higher than a window cill'.
I hear the people sing.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Fossil » Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:38 pm

My gym trainers smell like actual faeces
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Dot » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:30 pm

Strange as it seems they are investigating a smell in my workplace but the source is not yet known.
One of the bosses was in at the weekend and opened all the windows to try and air the place.

Last time it happened it was due to the blossoms on some plants.
Someone went round to cut all the heads off but it ended up that they got rid of them altogether.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby edward carolan » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:30 pm

Time before last, session Robbie(Ian) Coltrane lashings of Fursh great time. Lets hear it for the Mountaineers
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby banjo » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:09 pm

weve never climbed a great big hill
and hope to hell we never will
for the highest weve climbed is a windae sill
were the barroom mountaineers....
written by davey clarke a shipyard welder from rutherglen.not with us now sadly.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby The Egg Man » Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:55 pm

That's the wan.
I hear the people sing.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby banjo » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:16 pm

well thats one of the verses .
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby banjo » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:31 am

i have sex daily.sorry,i mean dyslexia.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby John » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:29 pm

Performance review time again. Here are the categories in which we have to write how wonderful and unique we are. After all these years I still can't figure out what they want in the Sense of Reality section.

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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby RDR » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:34 pm

John wrote:Performance review time again. Here are the categories in which we have to write how wonderful and unique we are. After all these years I still can't figure out what they want in the Sense of Reality section.

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performance review headings by John Robertson, on Flickr


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