I think the opportunity has gone, Doorstop.
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Shortly after he took his computer to PC World and was rumbled, he wisely decided to up sticks and move. He had all his gear rounded up and a seven-and-a-half tonner in which to take it away. He was serving a ten year ban for drink driving at the time which meant he couldn't make good his own escape. He went to see John, the landlord of my local to see if he could help. Naturally, I got a phone call. I was suffering from a hangover at the time...
"Who? Where? Portsmouth and back? I don't care how much he's paying. I'm not going on a 300 mile jaunt with a kiddie fiddler. See you later..."
The village of Wedmore in Somerset should be famous as the site of the signing of Alfred's peace treaty with Guthrum the Dane, but these days it's where that Gary Glitter used to live.