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Postby tobester » Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:40 pm

My Kitten wrote:ahem back on topic chaps, you have one day left to sell yourself!


Well im back on ebay....put myself on as a stuffed rhino ::):
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Postby Fossil » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:10 pm

tobester wrote:
My Kitten wrote:ahem back on topic chaps, you have one day left to sell yourself!


Well im back on ebay....put myself on as a stuffed rhino ::):


with a small horn :roll:
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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Postby tobester » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:15 pm

Modern Fossil wrote:
tobester wrote:
My Kitten wrote:ahem back on topic chaps, you have one day left to sell yourself!


Well im back on ebay....put myself on as a stuffed rhino ::):


with a small horn :roll:



at least its not a hollow horn



(sorry HH couldn't resist)
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Postby Freddie » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:16 am

I'd like to nominate my mummy, my kitten.

She gives good kisses and cuddles, likes to lounge on the couch and strokes my belly.

Makes good dinners, which I like to steal. Goes out and leaves me alone to do my own thing a lot but gives lots of attention when needed too.

She is far too nice to be on her own next Valentines Day

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Postby HollowHorn » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:18 am

Sounds like one for the "Wid Ye" thread, Freddie me lad.
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Postby My Kitten » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:01 pm

watched a programme tonight about arranging marrages western stylee. Seemed quite good. Any volunteers to assist me, since I am obv attracted to dorks!

basically your friends go through their friends and try and see if there is anyone they think you would like rather than letting you pick
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Postby Field Marshall Shug » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:27 pm

That sounds like a good idea. It seems quite uppwardly-mobile New Yawk. Very Manhattan.
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Postby Dexter St. Clair » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:59 pm

My Kitten wrote:watched a programme tonight about arranging marrages western stylee. Seemed quite good. Any volunteers to assist me, since I am obv attracted to dorks!

basically your friends go through their friends and try and see if there is anyone they think you would like rather than letting you pick


My colleague met his new girlfriend thru a site where his pal nominated him in praiseworthy terms. I don't know the name of the website.
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Postby Simba » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:32 pm

Dexter St. Clair wrote:
My Kitten wrote:watched a programme tonight about arranging marrages western stylee. Seemed quite good. Any volunteers to assist me, since I am obv attracted to dorks!

basically your friends go through their friends and try and see if there is anyone they think you would like rather than letting you pick


My colleague met his new girlfriend thru a site where his pal nominated him in praiseworthy terms. I don't know the name of the website.


I think I've heard of it too. Can't remember what it's called but your friend sets up your profile and picks out people they think would suit you.
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Postby PyRo » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:26 pm

I don't think I trust my friends enough for that 8O
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Postby HollowHorn » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:05 pm

Gonnae no point that fukkin' camera at me :twisted:









::):
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Postby PyRo » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:06 am

HollowHorn wrote:Gonnae no point that fukkin' camera at me :twisted:









::):
It hides ma face ya baw :P :D
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Postby Field Marshall Shug » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:36 pm

Has there been an HG wedding yet? It is only a matter of time. It could be held in an abandoned location or tunnel etc. It could be a wiccan ceremony.
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Postby Josef » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:38 pm

Field Marshall Shug wrote:Has there been an HG wedding yet? It is only a matter of time. It could be held in an abandoned location or tunnel etc. It could be a wiccan ceremony.

You angling for the catering contract?
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Postby Field Marshall Shug » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:46 pm

Well, I can cook Fajhitas and have a book on Sushi. Hell YEAH! Let's see if I can set a new E-coli fatality record.
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