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Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:53 am
by Its_a_gamp
Schiehallion wrote:Let's blow up cats and dogs by ramming chemicals into their stomachs, that'll be a right good laugh.


They are planning to destroy the nests and eggs, a lot more humane than some other culls I can think of

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:59 am
by big/davie
rat traps,with a nice slice of kebab,stand back,allow to tease and bingo,if it didn't kill it at least it would hold it's beak closed and save our ears from the annoying squawking they do.

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:04 am
by Its_a_gamp
Where I live the Rats and seagulls fight over things like that! (Not joking BTW)

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:58 am
by Reenie Bujman
More vermin...

Image

Tree Rat's last meal.

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:21 pm
by humol
Any good (legal) ideas as to how to get rid of them?

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:23 pm
by cell
humol wrote:Any good (legal) ideas as to how to get rid of them?


Best way to get rid of them is to stop people "feeding" birds by dumping mounds of bread/rice in parks, crack down on people who think its ok to chuck their half eaten kebab/pizza/chips on the street at the end of the night and get the council to pick up the some of the rubbish that they seem to think is ok to leave lying around.

For a more immediate effect, given that they are vermin I would think poisoning, trapping or shooting are all legal, if not quite as much fun as some of the other suggestions.

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:27 am
by Reenie Bujman
I'm going to dress up as Wile E. Coyote and use a giant Acme vacuum cleaner to hoover them out of the sky.

(It's quiet on the ward this morning...)

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:39 pm
by Lone Groover
Reenie Bujman wrote:I'm going to dress up as Wile E. Coyote and use a giant Acme vacuum cleaner to hoover them out of the sky.

(It's quiet on the ward this morning...)


"MEEP ! MEEP ! "

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:32 pm
by Its_a_gamp
Reenie Bujman wrote:I'm going to dress up as Wile E. Coyote and use a giant Acme vacuum cleaner to hoover them out of the sky.

(It's quiet on the ward this morning...)



Please do, and make sure someone takes photos!!

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:06 pm
by Mori
Shoplifting as well now. :D


Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:27 am
by crazygray23
purchase a bird of prey , seagulls are scared shitless by them.

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:29 am
by Doorstop
Yeah, I'm popping out to ASDA this morning for a spare Eagle, a replacement Buzzard and a half a pound of Sparrowhawk.

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:04 pm
by HollowHorn
Haw Doorstop! Frank McAvennie jist sent you a PM. ::):

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:21 pm
by Josef
HollowHorn wrote:Haw Doorstop! Frank McAvennie jist sent you a PM. ::):


Official HG Post Of The Day.

And here was me thinking the burdz were all out diving for sunken treasure, too.

Re: Fookin seagulls

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:46 pm
by HollowHorn
Josef wrote:And here was me thinking the burdz were all out diving for sunken treasure, too.

At Frankie boy's age, shrunken treasure might be the order of the day.