Neds and respectability.......

[Vladimir]

George Square

[paladin]

George Square ::):

Sure it is not Nut Bush City Limits

[scotia47]

What the hell is it with Burberry

Last summer, I was on the bus coming home from work. And there was a young senga on the bus with her wee ned-in-the-making. It must have been around 1yr old. But it (couldnt tell the sex) was covered, and I do mean covered head to toe in burberry!

The senga was literally holding this poor wean up for show to everyone on the bus. She was SOOO proud of the fact she had decked the kid out this way.

She got off the bus and was last seen heading toward George Sq (and NOT Georgies Sq as some idiots seem to like to pronounce it!).

[paladin]

And there was a young senga on the bus with her wee ned-in-the-making. It must have been around 1yr old. But it (couldnt tell the sex) was covered, and I do mean covered head to toe in burberry!

Probably going to buy some Burberry nappies.

[YokerBloke]

Probably going to buy some Burberry nappies.

::):

No doubt if they were on sale, she would have

[paladin]

Probably going to buy some Burberry nappies.

::):

No doubt if they were on sale, she would have ::):

Along with Burberry wet ones to complete the set.

[Alycidon]

GLESGA NED VASECTOMY

After having their 11th child (Pocahontas Brittany Larson O'Neill), a Glesga couple decided that was enough because they could not get another emergency bru payment to afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his doc and told him that he and his missus didn't want to have any more children (Am pure no wantin ony mair weans n'at no?).

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a Firework banger available from most east end corner shops all year round, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Glesga Ned replied, "Are you pure takin the piss pal? ah may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I canny see how me putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is gonney stop her dropping pups by the way."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the Ned went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, ........................placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure is available on the NHS by the way and works in Govan,Barrachnie, Garthamlock, Clydebank, Parkhead, Caldercruix, Shettleston,Carmyle and Barlanark.

[Fat Cat]

Haw Haw, Quality Man!

[caine]

[paladin]

who can remember a time when NED wasnt used,and when do you think it first appeared on the scene, i can recall ot as far back as 1994 no further

i dont think it really means anything other than a wee shitey rotten word to describe a wee shitey rotten person ....

Picked up a wee book the other day 'The Original Patter' by Michael Munro published by Glasgow City Libraries in 1985. A guide to current Glasgow usage, it has ned; a criminal or hooligan: ' Partick police are on the look-out for two neds who walked out of the local hostelry carrying the Space Invaders machine'.

Mibbe Neds evolved from Space Invaders machines?

[Shazbat]

I reckon 'neds' and 'evolved' are mutually exclusive terms.

[paladin]

It seems to me that Tanya is the most commonest Nedette name.

Can't think why this should be though.

[mrlipring]

Tanya's a common name for dogs.

Wait for it...

[paladin]

Tanya's a common name for dogs.

Wait for it... ::):

At a recent Ned convention it was reported that they all had their hands in the air in response to the question "Who has sh***ed wee Tanya?" .....and to prove that Ned EO training exists, all the hands stayed up when they were asked "Who has sh***ed big Tanya?"

[mrlipring]

Hahaha