Whose face would you never tire of punching?

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Postby Dougie » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:55 pm

A few randonly

George Galloway
Tommy Sheridan
Colin Fox
Gillian McKeith
Neil Lennon
Lefties in general
Students in general
Leftie Students in particular


Many, many more.......
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Postby nuttytigger » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:12 pm

Dougie wrote:Students in general
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thats not nice - i'm a student :cry:

although when all the ppl in my age range was going to uni etc i was working 12hr shifts as a carer to pay for them - my turn now :)
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Postby Ally Doll » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:15 pm

Dougie wrote:Lefties in general
Students in general
Leftie Students in particular


Look out Vlad! 8O
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Postby mr moto » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:36 pm

noel edmonds,jamie oliver,george duh, bush ,tony blair,piers morgan ,and whoever came up with big brother ,and while i am at it ,trinny and susana,peter kay,jim davidson,pricky gervais,lenny henry ,jack mc,connel
ken livingstone , and the entire cast of any and all tv soap,s and reality shows .
and obvioulsy the entire scottish conservative and unionist party .
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Postby Toby Dammit » Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:53 am

Dunno about punch, but when Thatcher finally fuck's off and dies, I will be in the que to piss on her no doubt ornate grave. I suspect though that the evil fruits of her womb have already anticipated that half the population of the UK have this on their "things to do" list, that they will "do a Diana" on us, and bury the witch on some private island.
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Postby pwm437 » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:32 am

Jonathan King.

Apart from his well publicised criminal behaviour, that sneery twisted lip really gives me the hump. I widny get tired kickin' it.
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Postby MotoMad » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:53 am

Maggie Thatcher

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Postby MacotheIsles » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:54 pm

The Human Race's.

Having taken a bit of time to ponder and observe I have decided that humanity is a failed endeavour; a busted flush; a cosmic cludgie of corruption and a complete and utter waste of otherwise good resources. I therefore nominate the human race's boat race and I fully intend to pummel it good-style for at least five of your puny Earth-Years before handing over to the Four Horsemen, et al.

Prepare thy collective fleshly countenance for the ten commandments - five at a time.
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Postby cheesylion » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:28 pm

That bloody wavy armed, hairy couponed, skanky smeldo John McCririck.
Ching Ching!!!!!!!
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Postby tobester » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:38 pm

Dick Campbell, the baldy uncle fester look-a-like tosser from fife
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Postby Toby Dammit » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:20 am

The pathetic Hoxton Square dwelling tosser who makes up those Halifax ads. I dislike commercials at the best of times, but these are so relentlessly dire, like being shat on from a great hight by a whole Japanese prisoner of war camp full of dysentery sufferers, that I have to turn the telly off whenever they appear. Which seems to be every five minutes.
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Postby Vladimir » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:37 pm

nuttytigger wrote:rosheen or what ever her name is from River City. the one with the weird face and dodgy voice!!


I saw her down at the supermarket one day (in Aberdeen). Id tell her that myself, but I suffer from similar ailments, plus she looks like she packs a good punch! ::):

Oh, heres my nomination since Maggie Thatcher has already been taken:

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Postby Field Marshall Shug » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:44 pm

Richard Branson.

He likes to give the impression he is fighting against 'The Man' but he is the man...and we should fight against him.

His credit card advert implies you do not have a life without this card and it targets young people. He is sending his kids to private school by getting poor peoples kids into debt.

I hate Ruport Murdoch, but at least he is honest. He is vile and doesn't care who knows it.

Also, I hate Tom Hunter.
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Postby theduke » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:06 am

Trisha, Jeremy Kyle, or any of the other muppets who present the trailer trash daytime rubbish on tv. Compared to them, Kilroy and The Time The Place were high brow!!!!
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Postby Fat Cat » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:05 pm

there are so many people to punch and so little time. But my list would include

David Cameron
Ferne Cotton (what is her accent?)
All those who take part in Red Nose Day
All those who take part in Children in Need
Natasha Kaplinsky
The woman across the other side of the office (only knows one song, goes de de de dede, de de de dede ..... :x )
Sara Sidle (From CSI)
Ben Elton

That's it for now.
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