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Postby Simba » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:51 pm

I want the kitten!
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Postby My Kitten » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:55 pm

I have a little black puddy who'd like to meet Luzie. He has no bits yet tho :)
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Postby Field Marshall Shug » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:32 pm

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Hello Luzie, I am posting myself to you in this box. My friend Field Marshall Shug says your mistress has nice legs.
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Postby hazy » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:41 pm

You know how in horror films the door creeks open and you see the feet. Now I know who own,s them. ::): ::): ::): ::):



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Thank you. And why not.
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Postby Fossil » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:43 pm

Simba wrote:I want the kitten!


Lesbo action at last on HG

That’s £10 you owe me Hollowhorn


::):

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Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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Postby Smartalex » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:48 pm

Modern Fossil wrote:
Simba wrote:I want the kitten!

Lesbo action at last on HG
That’s £10 you owe me Hollowhorn
::):
-F-

Kitty is most amused. ::):
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Postby VGSmiles » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:57 pm

::): You know, there was no gender specified for a reason. However, I do want kids some time in the future, otherwise I don't really care that much...
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Postby HollowHorn » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:08 pm

So where is it to be, VG?
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Postby Simba » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:08 am

Modern Fossil wrote:
Simba wrote:I want the kitten!


Lesbo action at last on HG

That’s £10 you owe me Hollowhorn


::):

-F-


Have you thought it was maybe my lion persona wanting to eat the cat?
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Postby Fossil » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:53 am

Simba wrote:
Modern Fossil wrote:
Simba wrote:I want the kitten!


Lesbo action at last on HG

That’s £10 you owe me Hollowhorn


::):

-F-


Have you thought it was maybe my lion persona wanting to eat the cat?


Fuck!this is getting better and better ::):
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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Postby Pripyat » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:36 pm

Simba wrote:Have you thought it was maybe my lion persona wanting to eat the cat?


Does cannibalism exist within the feline species? :wink:
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Postby HollowHorn » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:31 pm

Thank-you VG for a very, very, interesting day out. :wink:
Just thinking of all the single young men on here who are missing out 8O
Well, they do say that youth is wasted on the young :P
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Postby VGSmiles » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:48 pm

Thank you, HollowHorn! :D

There are single young men here? :o There goes my theory that everybody interesting is taken or gay or both. :wink:
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Postby Field Marshall Shug » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:04 pm

In an earlier post my brother's cat said you had great legs.
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Postby gap74 » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:10 pm

VGSmiles wrote:There are single young men here? :o There goes my theory that everybody interesting is taken or gay or both. :wink:


You forgot the "socially inept shitebag" option...!
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