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by **Vladimir** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:18 am

Have you got plenty money to waste...

by **crusty_bint** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:19 am

she looks like shes trying desperately not to fart

by **Pgcc93** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:48 am

Dexter St. Clair wrote:Are you a gentleman of exquisite taste in search of sensual elegance and world class companionship?

I'm a bit of a sledge when it comes to wummin' I'm allways getting pulled by dogs?

by **My Kitten** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:01 pm

Review in metro about the Seduction School programme.

if a strange man (1) approached, (2) touched me and (3) closed the deal by telling me im sexy, i'd certainly take his number - but only so I could pass it onto the police

Too right!

I felt sorry for them, being made to go up to strangers and try and chat them up.

This mating game sucks.

by **scaryman2u** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:59 am

crusty_bint wrote:she looks like shes trying desperately not to fart

Looks like she`s sucking a fishermans friend lozenge, btw where is that wire going :?:

by **HollowHorn** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:12 pm

scaryman2u wrote:btw where is that wire going

by **Schiehallion** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:34 am

scaryman2u wrote:btw where is that wire going

Let's hope it's to her Pifco hairdryer. She'll catch her death sitting about with wet hair.

by **VGSmiles** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:31 pm

Hi, I'm back. I'm single, that is. He said he couldn't take the distance anymore. Just when I was about to move closer.

At least I've learned from this that there are still good guys out there, and that good guys, like bad guys, don't want me much. On a more positive note, I will be in Glasgow beginning of October. Can't wait.

I am sorry that any more postings tonight, if there are any, fall under the category "pished posting". Fuck I hurt all over.

by **Fossil** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:40 pm

vg get yersle on of these

Fossil

by **VGSmiles** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:44 pm

What, a dog?

Actually that's not a bad idea. Not the dog, I mean.

by **Pgcc93** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:53 pm

You want to get the one of those battery operated ones!

One that takes at least 6 'D' cell batteries and has variable speeds and movements like walking for a bit then doing a back flip then some barking perhaps! ::):

by **ramor69** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:54 pm

Modern Fossil wrote:vg get yersle on of these

Fossil

The dugs looking awfae coy there.

by **Fossil** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:56 pm

.. And you’ll also have to train it.
At first it dribbles and staggers about but after a while with the right training and a heavy hand he'll do pretty much anything you want

Fossil

by **cheesemonster** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:51 pm

Right, i'm still single...how exactly does this thread work?

Now that i've registered my single-ness do i just wait for the sudden deluge of private mails?

by **allyharp** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:26 pm

Me too. Consider myself registered.

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