Dear Santa

[jodieohdoh]

I would like a new job for Christmas...a better one than this shithole pretty please I've been a good girl promise

[motman]

Dear Santa,
Would you please bring me a huge big tube of Super Glue. and all of the rest of it
Ta.

Wonderful I'll send this to my English chums in the office. It'll shut them up for hours

[cachmagiro]

If it was meant to be private, why post it on here and not post it up a chimney somewhere like yer meant too?? ::):


Yes, things are sacred, I was just saying that I found it hard to decypher quickly, that's all -the Rossetta stone would have been quicker than that! ::): ::):

Love it L O L

[cachmagiro]

Dear Santa,
Would you please bring me a huge big tube of Super Glue. and all of the rest of it
Ta.

Wonderful I'll send this to my English chums in the office. It'll shut them up for hours

Hours!!!!! Days more like

[dougie79]

For the world to stop fighting all the time and if possible a new job. x

[Speedbird]

Just to stay awake here.
I've been really fatigued recently (I haven't been rowing, running or anything else as a result), and I'm at Prestwick from Saturday onwards.
Fun and games, fun and games.

Them cold showers are coming on a treat by the way, it makes you realise what really IS cold! - if I don't watch out, I'll turn into one of these freaks who wear shorts all the year round!

Luckily my legs are too scatty though!!

[Fossil]

Nude Books

[Bex Bissell]

Dear Santa.

I would like a traditional Christmas....A Satsuma, Wallnut Whip and 50p in one of my old mans socks!hung on the mantle piece over the 2 bar Valour.
Ah those were the days!

Seriously though....
Paul McCartney coming up on my selection in the Deadpool at work.

[My Kitten]

dear santa,

can you help me make the best roast tatties ever,

ta

[Bex Bissell]

Now MK.
Really easy, par boil your tatties for 5 mins, rinse, shake thoroughly in a collander, this fluffs up the outside.
Pop in a roasting tin with gooseor duck fat and cook in the oven at 220-230 for 45 mins.

The bollocks!

[My Kitten]

oh ta for the tips

ive got the goose fat in, just nervous about how it will all turn out. Will post a review as Im having christmas on saturday

[John]

I would like to take the phone off the hook, ship the family off somewhere and sit in a darkened room for at least 24 hours to de-stress from work.

Failing that I will just have one of Fossil's scud books.

[Josef]

Nude Books

You want to get yourself one of Sydney Rosewater's books. They're all uncovered.

[Fossil]

I would like to take the phone off the hook, ship the family off somewhere and sit in a darkened room for at least 24 hours to de-stress from work.

Failing that I will just have one of Fossil's scud books.

wipe clean as well

[Alex Glass]

Now MK.
Really easy, par boil your tatties for 5 mins, rinse, shake thoroughly in a collander, this fluffs up the outside.
Pop in a roasting tin with gooseor duck fat and cook in the oven at 220-230 for 45 mins.

The bollocks!

Hi Bex

Welcome back.

Where have you been all this time?

All the best