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by Peekay » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:32 pm
Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?
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by hazy » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:31 pm
Two brothers grow up. They end up marrying each other. They are not homosexual in any way. 
And there girl friends are absolutyly delighted about the arrangement.
And there girl friends are absolutyly delighted about the arrangement. Thank you. And why not.
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by Ally Doll » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:14 am
pwm437 wrote:Here's one that did the rounds in our office :
The man who made it, sold it
The man who bought it, didn't use it
The man who used it, didn't see it
What is it
Is it a coffin?
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by pwm437 » Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:07 am
Ally Doll wrote:pwm437 wrote:Here's one that did the rounds in our office :
The man who made it, sold it
The man who bought it, didn't use it
The man who used it, didn't see it
What is it
Is it a coffin?
Well done Ally, gold star on its way for your jotter
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by Field Marshall Shug » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:34 pm
It sounds a bit like Jan Zizka, the Czech warrior who was blind and who kinda invented the tank, sort off.
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by Josef » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:42 pm
Field Marshall Shug wrote:It sounds a bit like Jan Zizka, the Czech warrior who was blind and who kinda invented the tank, sort off.
Well, he certainly wouldn't have had to worry about bumping into things in his path anymore.
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