Films which have a great reputation, but actually suck...

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Postby Sharon » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:32 pm

Oh and anything with Woody Allan... he's really not funny or good in any way.
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Postby Fossil » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:33 pm

Star Wars I’ve never watch one from beginning to end same with Bond films
Bond is great but I cant sit and watch it all need to flick
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Postby glasgowken » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:35 pm

DVF wrote:The Italian Job.


Which one did you see, the original, or the remake (haven't seen that).



I should add that anyone who makes, or goes to see, a remake, will be shot at dawn :wink:
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Postby DickyHart » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:36 pm

clockwork orange -overated pish
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Postby Sharon » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:36 pm

Modern Fossil wrote:Star Wars I’ve never watch one from beginning to end same with Bond films
Bond is great but I cant sit and watch it all need to flick


I get that too... I like bond, but there is no way i could just sit though afilm. I think i just like the idea of it really.
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Postby DVF » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:42 pm

God I forgot there was a remake, it was the usual Hollywood crap.
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Postby Sharon » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:45 pm

glasgowken wrote:
DVF wrote:The Italian Job.


Which one did you see, the original, or the remake (haven't seen that).



I should add that anyone who makes, or goes to see, a remake, will be shot at dawn :wink:


does that include star wars please!? ::):
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Postby glasgowken » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:53 pm

:? Hmmm..well.....I do like "Star Wars", & "The Empire Strikes Back", but anyone who watches the other films (George Lucas's cash cow), can cheerfully be shot, or cut up with blunt light sabres that need recharging :wink:


Just for you Sharon ::):

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On the subject of science fiction...


Love = "Star Trek, The Motion Picture", hated by most critics, and even a lot of trekkies, but I think it's a masterpiece :-)


Hate = "2001, A Space Odyssey". Boring, self obsessed, garbage. A brilliant piece of tecnical filmaking, but the cast, & storyline, is horrible. What a waste.
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Postby Toby Dammit » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:30 pm

THE HILL, wotta film! Even better was Sidney Lument's later production with Sean Connery and Ian Bannen, THE OFFENCE (1972). Connery plays a mental copper who beats Bannen (a suspected paedophile) to death in a police cell at the start of the picture. The rest of the movie is an investiagion into what really happened.

A real trauma to sit through, the American Lumet gets dreary British suburban life exactly right, with constant drizzle, grey concrete buildings falling apart even before they are finished being constructed, constant pneumatic drills and noisy 'planes overhead. Up against heavy weight players like Trevor Howard and Vivien Merchant (the film is structured in three extreme interviews), Connery was never better in anything. Shame he didn't do this sort of thing more often.
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Postby glasgowken » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:24 am

I've watched "The Offence", a couple of times. It's brilliantly acted, although a very difficult film to get into. That's not a criticism by the way.

Another superb Sidney Lumet film (although it was actually released as a 4 hour tv special) is "Prince of the City", about the lives of four corrupt New York cops, and the decision of one to tell all.
Absolutely brilliant, (and way better than his most famous NY cop film."Serpico"). It's criminal (ho ho) that it's almost forgotten.



One for the hate list...."Forrest Gump", WTF??????? I like Tom Hanks (usually), but it's a mystery why that crap is so loved :roll:
Maybe it's an American thing.
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Postby cheesemonster » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:42 am

Sidney Lumet also directed Network, which is pretty under-rated imo

agree with the italian job, blair witch, braveheart, clockwork orange

also add lock, stock and two smoking barrels
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Postby Pripyat » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:48 pm

Worst: Independence Day

Best : Schindler's List
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Postby Toby Dammit » Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:02 pm

Jeezus, INDEPENDENCE DAY was so bad I'd managed to forget all about it. I accidently saw the last few minutes of that same team's GODZILLA, which lookeed even worse.

Another overlooked classic is this 'un.

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Postby marginalwalker » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:50 pm

Coffee and Cigarettes. I went to the UK premiere of this back in 2004 and I and my associate at the time were mortified at how bad it was. Everyone said it was a cool film. Its got to be the worst film Ive ever saw.
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Postby Molendinar » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:43 pm

off topic, but a really obscure film I saw years ago that was great and totally bizarre;

Dellamorte Dellamore

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