Would Ye!

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Postby Sharon » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:50 pm

and are free from your local family planning clinic...
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Re: Would Ye

Postby My Kitten » Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:24 pm

Giblets On Croute wrote:Eh , My Kitten, apparently they stop babies.

::): ::): ::):


Well obviously you haven't ventured towards the family planning clinic lately have you? ::): ::): ::): ::): ::):
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Postby Giblets On Croute » Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:01 pm

Miaowwwwwwwwwwwww. ::):
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Postby james73 » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:21 pm

What the feck is the point in a family planning clinic handing out free jonnies? Image
jonnies=no family :?



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Re: Would Ye!

Postby Schiehallion » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:41 pm

Modern Fossil wrote:First Up for the Fossil

I The Fossil would like to nominate Yulia Tymoshenko,
She is The Ukrainian Prime Minister

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I like her Heidi style hair ::):
And shes only 44.
Looks in good nic to me


Having just got home from Dnipropetrovsk yesterday (let's not talk about the score), can I just confirm to Fossil that, even although Yulia is undoubtedly 'would ye' calibre, Ukrainian women are 10 times more beautiful even than that. And even when they're going for the rolls at 10 in the morning, they dress like they're going up the Savy with wee short skirts, stilettos and fancy wee tops on. Smashing. Well done girls.

I, Schiehallion, would like to nominate Dido and her cheeky grin...

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Postby Vladimir » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:58 am

Was she not sacked, along with the entire Ukranian government except Victor Yuchenko, who isnt really a nice guy at all and is really just one of those American type lackey people... :roll: (and I dont mean Dido either :D )
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Postby AlanM » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:54 am

Modern Fossil wrote:I fossil would like to nominate Shareen Nanjiani
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Well I bet shes a better laugh then
Jackie Bird [Even her name sounds common]

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Shareen MangyFanny!!!

I'm disapointed in you :roll: :wink:

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Postby AlanM » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:56 am

anok wrote:seen her buying jonnies and batteries at the garage that used to be on Queen Margaret drive?

Must have been in for a buzzy night then
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Postby scotia47 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:36 pm

8O

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WOULD YE ..........AYE I WOULD

Postby Socceroo » Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:57 pm

AYE!!!!



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Fergie from Black Eyed Peas


I usually prefer brunettes but in this instance i would make an exception.
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Postby smartie » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:39 pm

No no no noooh !! etc .... ::):
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Re: WOULD YE ..........AYE I WOULD

Postby Fossil » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:56 pm

Socceroo wrote:AYE!!!!



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Fergie from Black Eyed Peas


I usually prefer brunettes but in this instance i would make an erection.


^^^^^ that last word looks misspelt Socceroo ::):

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Postby Socceroo » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:59 pm

:roll: ...... :wink:
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Re: Would Ye!

Postby My Kitten » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:57 pm

Schiehallion wrote: Ukrainian women are 10 times more beautiful even than that.


Is this the bit where I mention my Ukranian genes??? ::):
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Re: Would Ye!

Postby AlanM » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:08 pm

My Kitten wrote:
Schiehallion wrote: Ukrainian women are 10 times more beautiful even than that.


Is this the bit where I mention my Ukranian genes??? ::):


Next time your in Kiev can you pick me up a pair of jeans then? :wink:
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