Not really interesting facts about yourself

[stranger]

When chopping green chillies, do remember to wash your hands BEFORE you go for a jimmy riddle
And under no circumstances should you adjust your nut sac during the above operation.

HH. Head of iced water testicle dipping. HG.com.

Is that why the little banana man seems to be jumping about with a bit more vigour than usual

[HollowHorn]

[RDR]

Just lifted my first tattie crop of the year and excellent they are too.
Got another two bags to lift still as well.
My Beetroot and Red Cabbage are coming along nicely as well, though my Strawberry plants are finished for the year.

[banjo]

off to balloch today for the lomond folk festival.i do hope the weather picks up.

[Sharon]

Quite enjoying the Olympics. Thoroughly enjoyed the women's cycling road race, all very exciting. Turns out handball is a fun sport, and the male swimmers are creatures of beauty with their immaculately waxed bodies exposing perfectly formed bodies. Male water polo also = the male equivalent of female beach volleyball. Not really fussed about sport so this is a pleasant surprise.

[Doug]

womens beach volley ball.......porn wi a ball

[Bridie]

Just got my life back after watching all four seasons of Prison Break - worth it though

[banjo]

dry cider and samosas whodathunk they would make such good bedfellows.

[banjo]

i am going to a function tonight in the cottier in hyndland st.anyone got any info on the place.

[yoker brian]

i am going to a function tonight in the cottier in hyndland st.anyone got any info on the place.

Yes, contact your bank manager for a loan beforehand.

[Doorstop]

Nuff sed.

[RDR]

i am going to a function tonight in the cottier in hyndland st.anyone got any info on the place.

Yes, contact your bank manager for a loan beforehand.

I thought that was true of anyhere in the West end.

[HollowHorn]

Yes, contact your bank manager for a loan beforehand.

He'll be the one buying Champagne at the bar.

[Doorstop]

Arf!

[banjo]

£3.40 a pint.two bottles of merlot supplied by the hosts softened the blow.it was my friends daughters wedding reception and a donation to cancer research was requested as a gift.win win situation for all concerned.