Great Opening Lines

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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Fossil » Sat May 05, 2012 11:25 am

Bridie wrote:I like your shirt wallet


Bridie, When can I buy you a drink?
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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Bridie » Sat May 05, 2012 1:42 pm

Fossil wrote:
Bridie wrote:I like your shirt wallet


Bridie, When can I buy you a drink?

Your forgetting that I'm the sneering,withered old witch.
The evenings of flirtatious banter over bubbly are long gone

;)
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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Josef » Sat May 05, 2012 2:21 pm

Bridie wrote:
Fossil wrote:
Bridie wrote:I like your shirt wallet


Bridie, When can I buy you a drink?

Your forgetting that I'm the sneering,withered old witch.
The evenings of flirtatious banter over bubbly are long gone

;)


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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Bridie » Sat May 05, 2012 4:46 pm

Josef wrote:
Bridie wrote:
Fossil wrote:
Bridie wrote:I like your shirt wallet


Bridie, When can I buy you a drink?

Your forgetting that I'm the sneering,withered old witch.
The evenings of flirtatious banter over bubbly are long gone

;)


A match made in Heaven.


::):
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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Doorstop » Sat May 05, 2012 7:43 pm

Josef wrote:
Bridie wrote:
Fossil wrote:
Bridie wrote:I like your shirt wallet


Bridie, When can I buy you a drink?

Your forgetting that I'm the sneering,withered old witch.
The evenings of flirtatious banter over bubbly are long gone

;)


A match made in Heaven.


That made me spit my ALDI Red Bull out all over the computer, you bastards. :D
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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Fossil » Mon May 07, 2012 6:48 pm

Bridie wrote:
Fossil wrote:
Bridie wrote:I like your shirt wallet


Bridie, When can I buy you a drink?

Your forgetting that I'm the sneering,withered old witch.
The evenings of flirtatious banter over bubbly are long gone

;)


I find that hard to believe, :D
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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Bridie » Mon May 07, 2012 10:27 pm

Fossil wrote:
Bridie wrote:
Fossil wrote:
Bridie wrote:I like your shirt wallet


Bridie, When can I buy you a drink?

Your forgetting that I'm the sneering,withered old witch.
The evenings of flirtatious banter over bubbly are long gone

;)


I find that hard to believe, :D

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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Fossil » Tue May 08, 2012 4:30 pm

I find that hard to believe Birdie
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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Lone Groover » Wed May 09, 2012 12:23 pm

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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Doorstop » Wed May 09, 2012 1:09 pm

Weird .. my brother and I were only having a 'discussion' about this the other day over coffee .. I was certain it was part of a jingle on the Kenny Everett show.

He vehemently denied the possibility .. needless to say I won. :D
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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Rab182 » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:29 pm

"Get in the bag" turns out girls dont appreciate the Borat approach very much. :(
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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby hambone » Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:37 pm

Lone Groover wrote:Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
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the lone ranger???by quantum jump ??methinks
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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby hungryjoe » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:38 pm

Doorstop wrote:
That made me spit my ALDI Red Bull out all over the computer, you bastards. :D

Nae wonder you canny sleep. Fuxake.
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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby Bridie » Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:37 pm

hungryjoe wrote:
Doorstop wrote:
That made me spit my ALDI Red Bull out all over the computer, you bastards. :D

Nae wonder you canny sleep. Fuxake.

Mibbae you should start drinking it to keep up ...that quote was in May ::):
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Re: Great Opening Lines

Postby BTJustice » Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:02 pm

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