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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby HollowHorn » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:08 pm

Bridie wrote:I find bananas give me wind

8O How rude!
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby jodieohdoh » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:10 pm

banjo wrote:dreaming the impossible dream hungryone.?


::):

He might as well be looking for a sky hook or a tin of rainbow paint
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby aland » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:52 pm

joe, I am starting to think that honest women dont exist, getting to be happy single again. Still miss the kisses and cuddles though
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby jodieohdoh » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:24 pm

What I don't get is how come my single pals who are always moaning that all the good men are taken/gay, can't bump into the blokes who moan that there aren't any decent women around. I think we're getting into physics here- they repel each other somehow!
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Josef » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:48 pm

jodieohdoh wrote:What I don't get is how come my single pals who are always moaning that all the good men are taken/gay, can't bump into the blokes who moan that there aren't any decent women around. I think we're getting into physics here- they repel each other somehow!


Perhaps it's a mutual exclusion issue.

The women who claim that all the 'good men' are taken aren't really looking for a 'good man', and the men that claim there aren't any 'decent women' aren't really looking for a decent woman.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:23 pm

respect, care and honesty



and similar taste in music
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby HollowHorn » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:52 am

& nae bananas, apparintly. :cry:
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:24 am

HollowHorn wrote:& nae bananas, apparintly. :cry:

sorry about the banana thing forgot your were shy :D
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:49 pm

banjo wrote:dreaming the impossible dream hungryone.?

Alas, I suspect so.
Multi dinero, multi ficky fick, multi divorce.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby excoriate » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:34 pm

Josef wrote:
jodieohdoh wrote:What I don't get is how come my single pals who are always moaning that all the good men are taken/gay, can't bump into the blokes who moan that there aren't any decent women around. I think we're getting into physics here- they repel each other somehow!


Perhaps it's a mutual exclusion issue.

The women who claim that all the 'good men' are taken aren't really looking for a 'good man', and the men that claim there aren't any 'decent women' aren't really looking for a decent woman.


Bang on.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Doorstop » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:38 pm

Or no bangs on, to be more accurate.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby excoriate » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:41 pm

Get your coat, I love wit. Even if you are the wrong gender.
Its been a while and I'm no fussy. ::):
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Doorstop » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:57 pm

The bigger issue here is thon Jodie wan's got single pals and never let any of us hardups know.

Talk about selfish. :wink:
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby excoriate » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:01 pm

Doorstop wrote:The bigger issue here is thon Jodie wan's got single pals and never let any of us hardups know.

Talk about selfish. :wink:


Jodie. Out with it!
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Doorstop » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:33 pm

Or both of them, if it's not too nippy.
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