Not really interesting facts about yourself

[Bridie]

Me and said mate are opening another shop - at 247 Gallowgate, to be known (after much pondering) as The Adult Shop.
We should be open by April 11, if you're passing and fancy a cuppa, come on in. Mention H.G. and we'll overcharge you by 10%

I see...... a coffee shop for adults only

[hungryjoe]

Will you do oversize condoms Joe? Well, they (just) fit me, you'll be a shoo in.

Not that I'm bragging or anything, I just need something to pack my lawnmower away in to keep the rust off.

A wee wummin' goes up the pharmacist and ask if they do extra large condoms. He assured her that they did, and did she want some. "Naw, but If ye don't mind, I'll hing aboot tae summdy buys a packet".

[banjo]

an adult shop hungryjoe,how much does an adult sell for these days.do you weigh them first?

[HollowHorn]

The Groover must be worth a fair bit (£ for lb)

[hungryjoe]

The Groover must be worth a fair bit (£ for lb)

He'd feed the third world.

[oddjobby]

Go for the new job Jodie, happiness is worth more than any money ever will be.

Joe, good luck with yer shoap

[hungryjoe]

Joe, good luck with yer shoap

Cheers mate.

[banjo]

aye,aw kidding aside joe.i hope you can make a wage from it mate.

[John]

I have spent the past two days sitting at the top table, opening my kimono, putting some skin in the door and all in the search of low-hanging fruit.

[hungryjoe]

I have spent the past two days sitting at the top table, opening my kimono, putting some skin in the door and all in the search of low-hanging fruit.

Huvnae heard them called that for a while.

[BrigitDoon]

I have spent the past two days sitting at the top table, opening my kimono, putting some skin in the door and all in the search of low-hanging fruit.

What the five-eighths are you burbling about, boy?

[John]

I have no idea. That is the problem.

This might explain.

[floweredpig]

Yes i see what you mean.I spent a lot of my morning brown bagging the blue sky because at 5pm we had to head rush to see what good looks like when its under your own blue sky.
Needless to say i went home instead.

[BrigitDoon]

http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/

[jodieohdoh]

Some tosser just hacked my facebook & changed my password Fortunately they did it while I was online & so I noticed something was up, requested a new password & changed it right away. Hope no-one I know gets spammed or worse. Just spent the last ten minutes deleting all the game apps I've used in the last month in case it's down to one of those.