Not really interesting facts about yourself

[Doorstop]

I shan't bother starting the stopwatch on this one then?

[HollowHorn]

evidenciary leverage

Sorry to hear about your troubles, SS.

[banjo]

yokerbrian,i bet you a tenner i give up gambling before you give up swearing.............................aw shit ..done it again.doh.

[yoker brian]

yokerbrian,i bet you a tenner i give up gambling before you give up swearing.............................aw shit ..done it again.doh.

That made me fcuking laugh m8

[banjo]

a bloke meets a girl in a pub ,chats her up and they arrange a date.he turns up at her door ready to take her out but as she is running late she invites him in.just sit on the sofa she says and dont worry about the dog he doesnt bite.after a few minutes the guy lets out a little fart,the woman shouts to the dog to get off the sofa.the guy feels good about the dog being there as a cover for him.a few moments later he lets rip a bigger fart and once again the woman shouts at the dog to get down off the sofa.a few minutes later the guy farts so loud the woman screamed ,im telling you rover if you dont get off that sofa now that cunts gonna shit on ye.

[sunnysider]

I was a bit out of shape last friday morning and bought a pair of brown suede shoes at a knockdown price.

I wore them to an interview today and realised that they are two sizes too big for my feet.

I walked in like Zippo the Clown.

And tripped up on the way out.

But they're really nice shoes.

[Dexter St. Clair]

a bloke meets a girl in a pub ,chats her up and they arrange a date.he turns up at her door ready to take her out but as she is running late she invites him in.just sit on the sofa she says and dont worry about the dog he doesnt bite.after a few minutes the guy lets out a little fart,the woman shouts to the dog to get off the sofa.the guy feels good about the dog being there as a cover for him.a few moments later he lets rip a bigger fart and once again the woman shouts at the dog to get down off the sofa.a few minutes later the guy farts so loud the woman screamed ,im telling you rover if you dont get off that sofa now that cunts gonna shit on ye.

I take it as this isn't funny and therefore can't be posted here

[Doorstop]

[Glesga_Steve]

a bloke meets a girl in a pub ,chats her up and they arrange a date.he turns up at her door ready to take her out but as she is running late she invites him in.just sit on the sofa she says and dont worry about the dog he doesnt bite.after a few minutes the guy lets out a little fart,the woman shouts to the dog to get off the sofa.the guy feels good about the dog being there as a cover for him.a few moments later he lets rip a bigger fart and once again the woman shouts at the dog to get down off the sofa.a few minutes later the guy farts so loud the woman screamed ,im telling you rover if you dont get off that sofa now that cunts gonna shit on ye.

I take it as this isn't funny and therefore can't be posted here

That was a joke?

As this is Not Really Interesting Facts About Yourself, I had assumed that Banjo was the flatulence-suffering bloke.

[banjo]

[BrigitDoon]

It is my Official Birthday. I am five today

[hungryjoe]

A very happy birthday to you.

[nuttytigger]

Happy birthday Auntie!!

[mack4]

Birthday Greetings
mack

[+ 1]

Is really bored & busy at work can't wait to get home and have a drink!!