What's Your Favourite Film One Liner?

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Postby potatojunkie » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:16 pm

"We had part of a slinky. But I straightened it."

Egon Spengler in the inferior but still entertaining Ghost Busters II.
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Postby Josef » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:20 pm

What, no Marx Brothers yet?

'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.'
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Postby Blueboy » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:04 pm

Josef wrote:What, no Marx Brothers yet?


Mrs. Teasdale: He's had a change of heart.
[Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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Postby cumbo » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:06 pm

"I haven't felt so good since Archie Gemmell scored in 1978"
Mark'rent boy' Renton,Trainspotting :D
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Postby cybers » Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:09 am

cumbo wrote:"I haven't felt so good since Archie Gemmell scored in 1978"
Mark'rent boy' Renton,Trainspotting :D


Preferred the immortal...
"Do you know what they do to guy like me in prison ? They cut your balls off and flush them down the f***ing toilet !"
If cheese gets mouldy you throw it out...
Why buy it mouldy in the first place ?
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Postby zoidberg » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:21 am

"mmmm, Juicy Fruit"
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Postby red_kola » Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:10 am

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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Postby cybers » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:06 am

"Bet you never thought you would see a Mercedes fit in the trunk of a Cadillac"

Licence to drive....Seen tonight how did i miss this little chuckler ?
If cheese gets mouldy you throw it out...
Why buy it mouldy in the first place ?
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Postby McShad » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:41 am

I'm Brian, and so's my wife!
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Postby netclectic » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:08 am

I could quote Withnail & I all day but here's a few of my favourites...

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!


I demand to have some booze!


Withnail you fool, you should never mix your drinks!
this week i have mostly been listening to...
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