The Millhouse

[Glesga_Steve]

Whit???

Are you seriously saying there's are blokes out there who are so useless at taking a piss that they urinate all over their hands and then dry them without washing first?

I've seen plenty of the mankeys who don't wash their hands but astounded at the hand-piss story! A few blokes at work don't wash hands - bad enough doing this (or, rather, not doing it) in front of strangers but imagine doing it in view of someone who knows you (and is bound to comment on it to everyone else - as I do!).

[cheesemonster]

Yes, that's what I'm saying.

Most blokes don't wash their hands, but the ones that do dry them.
Some of the blokes who don't go anywhere near the basins dry their hands.

So the hand dryer was actually more in demand than the sinks...

It was a nightclub I worked in, which was hellish and you'd be surprised just how useless some men are when under the influence. Pee goes everywhere...there should probably be a law to force men to sit in a cubicle when they've had a few too many...

[hungryjoe]

In a hostelry in guid ol' Killie, I was having a pish and heard the tchs tchs of lavvy paper being torn. The accompanying smell warned be that shite had been done. To my astonishment, the cause of the smell and the sound effects cruised straight out of the lavvy and back to the bar. To my utter disgust I saw the same guy delving into the ice bucket with his shitey fingers. Gave me the boak to the extent that I've never had ice in a drink since.

[banjo]

or peanuts if you have any sense.

[davadvice]

got so say that i really like this pub, been in a few times and hope that it stays the way it is. seems the only decent pub where i can get a decent pint of tenants.

My appreciation of the lavvy is not a big deal as long as its clean i don't care i'm no in there that much unless im spewing my ringer. and it's been years since i've been in that possition.

i do like this boozer good service and nice food as well.

was in the gill after it and i could not understand why i went!!!

[yoker brian]

I ventured into The Millhouse for the first time tonight between 6 & 8 pm

First impressions decent pint, reasonable food, nice atmosphere, attentive staff.