Clatty Pats

[Tony75]

Hello, Just wondered who remembered Clatty Pats? Had some great nights in there and heard a rumour its coming back?!?! ANy of you used to go? Ton

[onyirtodd]

I overheard a colleague discussing his weekend exploits in Clatty Pats with another guy one Monday lunchtime.

"... so it was crackin' oan midnight on Saturday, ah'd had a couple of bevvies, fancied a few more and needed tae empty ma bawbag. Where else wid ah go?"

[onyirtodd]

Hello, Just wondered who remembered Clatty Pats? Had some great nights in there and heard a rumour its coming back?!?! ANy of you used to go? Ton

You should get in touch with Lucy1980

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[red_kola]

viral-tastic.
?!?!

[Jazza]

Hello, Just wondered who remembered Clatty Pats? Had some great nights in there and heard a rumour its coming back?!?! ANy of you used to go? Ton

Clattopatras - about as good as your market reseach. Not Very.

and Tonyboy - why is your email address linzi@ ...

[Tony75]

easy tiger, its jst a nickname.
yeah i guess u cld say it was rubbish if thats not your scene....but I had plenty a night of downing shots and dancing to cheesy music....I loved it!! x

[onyirtodd]

It wasn't just the music that was cheesy at Clatty Pat's.

[Jazza]

easy tiger, its jst a nickname.
yeah i guess u cld say it was rubbish if thats not your scene....but I had plenty a night of downing shots and dancing to cheesy music....I loved it!! x

OK, humour me - so your are not, a 21 year old girl from Troon but are infact a 30-something guy that used to love Cleopatras?

Really? If so then I apologise.

What night did you used to go? what sort of music? good DJ? a wee BBQ Kings kebab afterwards?

[onyirtodd]

easy tiger, its jst a nickname.
yeah i guess u cld say it was rubbish if thats not your scene....but I had plenty a night of downing shots and dancing to cheesy music....I loved it!! x

OK, humour me - so your are not, a 21 year old girl from Troon but are infact a 30-something guy that used to love Cleopatras?

Really? If so then I apologise.

What night did you used to go? what sort of music? good DJ? a wee BBQ Kings kebab afterwards?

A shag in a garden off Belmont Lane?

[Tony75]

Tony75 is just a username, I put it so perverts cant find out my details but obviously some people are interested enough to look me up.

Clatty's closed when I was young so I didnt get to know much about it and was just interested, I though that was the kind of things this forum was for but obviously I was wrong and it isnt just a friendly chatroom.

And yes, had food at BBQ Kings especially pizzas, but no shag off Belmont Lane!

[Josef]

This thread is right up there on the HG Bizarre-ometer.

[John]

I am rather enjoying it. It is one of the best in ages and I am all agog to see what turn it will take next.

[dazza]

Clatty's closed when I was young so I didnt get to know much about it and was just interested

Why on earth would you be interested in such an odious club which had one of the worst reputations in Glasgow? Doesn't really say much about your character.

I put it so perverts cant find out my details

If you ever did go (which is doubtful) you would have been well underage, and given the club's reputation and your apparent enthusiasm for it I rather think you would be trying to attract perverts.

[Fossil]

The carpet smelled of Fanny

[onyirtodd]

The carpet smelled of Fanny

Odious and odorous? Wow!