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Advertising God

Postby Sharon » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:56 am

No...not the gods of advertising, but the often obscure and hilarious posters that can be seen outside churches trying to lure you accross the doorstep.

First up, because its on my dooestep and is the only photo i currently have...is an offering from Broomhill Church.

I had to double take when i saw the cornflakes packet stuck to the notice board! For a moment i though Kellogs were diversifying!!! 8O

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Postby Fossil » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:16 am

nice one sharon.
I've got the neon one from victoria road.
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Postby Sharon » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:23 am

Excellent Fossy. I knew i could count on you to contribute! :)
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Postby Ronnie » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:30 am

Make your own church sign here ...

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
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Postby Fossil » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:55 am

Ronnie wrote:Make your own church sign here ...

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/



Ronnie look what you done


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When I clicked the link at midday.
What other powers does HG have :twisted:
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Postby turbozutek » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:10 am

I like:

Religious wars: Because my imaginary friend is BETTER than yours!

Chris...
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Postby Fossil » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:24 pm

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not a bit of photoshop used BTW
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Postby Reverend Scapegoat » Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:16 pm

That sign rocks.
I've seen it modified in the past with cunning usage of rocks and air rifles.
My favourites were "Christ Did Four Sins" and "Chris Sins".
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Postby Sharon » Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:18 pm

"Christ Did Four Sins" and "Chris Sins".


Took me minute to work out how they got a "U" into "FOR" there...doh!
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Postby DMcNay » Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:20 pm

There's one in Motherwell which says:

"All may change, but Jesus never"

Which doesn't seem to be very good grammar...
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Postby Sharon » Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:21 pm

dr_lightning wrote:
"All may chance, but Jesus never"



Have to admit, that make NO sense to me :?
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Postby DMcNay » Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:22 pm

Yeah, just edited the typo..... :oops:

should have been "change" :oops:
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Postby Sharon » Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:26 pm

and yes...TERRIBLE english!!!
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Postby Sharon » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:58 pm

Anyone know why this is upside down?

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Postby Dexter St. Clair » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:08 pm

To tricK simpletons like us into visiting their web site.
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