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sorry in advance, i just shuddered.

oh yeah, i have started to notice slippage in my grammar, punctuation and spelling. so all u buffs out there, please point out any little mistakes i might make so i can do better in the future. after all, its grammatical accuracy and punctuational perfection that built this great nation! and yes i w...

its a toss up really. mustard is meant to have vinegar in it which is used for pickling things to stop them going off. however if the unwary patron should happen to get, say, a piece of meat on the implement used for transfer, this may contaminate the mustard and begin to go off. the toss up is betw...

lanark boy eh! me too.. we decided to walk back from a party in wishaw once.. just missed the last train from girdys at midnight and we didnt have the burns notes to get a taxi :( i think the route we took was along the "old wishaw road" to carluke although my memory is hazy before entering the outs...

where was that? i have to find out for sure what a glasgow salad is! deep fried in its own bodily fluids or not. class!

wasnt some neds doing their version of clay pidgeon shooting using dustbin lids was it? i thought i saw a silver disk at some point above the clyde or thereabouts streak across the sky when i was sitting on the window ledge of the 3rd floor of maclay once.. it was in the top left of my visual field ...

oh i do feel like a lemon..

wow! pretty stunning pictures mate! one question.. what the hell is up with the workman? particularly his foot.. looks like he's hovering in mid air almost! and theres someting wierd about his arm.. or is he lying on the ground and u took the picture sideways? i want a number for the company he work...

ahh hp.. didnt they used to do ones with little mechanically recovered sausages in em? lovely! although i agree on the Heinz front.. they're just so rich and tomatoey.. well in modern tomato terms at least. thank christ u cant tell how that word is pronounced when its written or we'd probably have a...

hadnt realised it was the same actor although now i look it is fairly obvious... off topic but any idea what mr morris is up to these days? think i might break out the eight tons of geese and 50ft plutonium bum later on.. been too long since he graced my senses with his prescence. Gazzathecoigne wro...

leper, please...break this up into paragraphs. Last time I saw that much text in one block I had to select "I agree to the license agreement" and then click contuinue.... haha!! sorry about that. this is what happens when one goes one embarks upon a slight rant while not really thinking of the bigg...

for some reason reds post wasnt therea minute ago.. id agree with what u just said. if u dont act like a tit and dont give them dirty looks it probably doesnt do u any harm ..aint heard about any of them having knifes but knowing what the neds are like id well carry one if i was them. the wee dicks ...

i prefer kneecaps, they arent so easy to fix. then go for a major artery or blood vessel in the upper leg. of course the glaswegian way seems to be up the arse. but good luck getting that with the first shot unless they decide to pull a braveheart on you..

yeah this is probably true.. was just unimpressed with the seemingly popular pastime of throwing away important pieces of paper before reading them..

cheers mate, i think about this thread every time i walk past the place (which is pretty often) and never seem to have my camera on me. bloody laziness. i think i prefer the window next door with all the expensive ducatis in it though.. we went in there on a monday morning after a weekend of excess ...