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I hate cake.

I certainly know the Doors version. The original recording of it appeared on their first ever demo and really was quite deranged.

I am currently taking a sabbatical from paid employment and am focusing on eating chocolate - but hope to emerge from the dessert as a rasberry ripple messiah.

I had some wine for breakfast, finding it a suitable aphrodisiac against the effects of being awoken at 4 am by 'Land of Hope and Glory' being played at high volume by a neighbour.

'The Swimming Song' by Loudon Wainwright.

I live near Garscube Road and the smell from Port Dundas can be somewhat jolting.

I agree with hazy. Let's not let the racists use this as a springboard for their views. I live next door to a card-carrying BNP member, in a very multicultural area and we can expect such groups to take advantage of this. It seems this new wave of attacks are utilising the technique which killed a l...

As a child I was once inside a canon.

I once had a cotton bud stuck in my ear.

I think we should all drive golf carts in order to reduce road fatalities.

The Star Wars trilogy.

Office Space.

F@@kin RBS!!!

Let's get these anti-Scottish bumtards.

Geez a Shag.

Seriously though, I thought this was the Kafka thread.

I resigned...that's all I'm saying!

Well, in town, I carry my gear in a bag with my name on it in big letters...maybe you have all seen me about?

Josef... I am shocked. I thought you would have loved the chance to discuss PKD.

Hell no! HG badges are a long-discussed (and controversial) topic here. The idea had been put around and well-mooted for some time since. But I feel solicitors are the answer and not police officers.