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What is more worrying is that when I eat a sausage, a few hours later a turd comes out my bottom.

So
Why when I eat a turd; Does a sausage not come out ?

<shudders> (in fear). I'm a modern day Will Smith

I expected more from you fossil. You were always the 'nice boy' in the room.

good pic admitadly. Is the cool looking guy 100 yards in front of everyone, and it's taken using a telephoto lens?
or is he just a fat bastard?

When you become a boring old dude like me, you really do not care much for life or people. I'm getting people come to me now in the depths of depression. Perhaps it is because I show no sympathy, but still they come. I explain their life is as worthless as the so called 'greats'..I find that by expl...

I'm not deliberately trying to get 'banned' ( oh how awful) , but I find it is becoming the enevitable. Before I do get banned though....I kind of like you doc.

much as I like you too,
I hardly think I need your aproval or justification.

Let me die without testicles.

I am listening to some beautiful music that gives me a reason to live. The man that composed the music was a latent homosexual and a bit of a goer, but I see him as aproaching Mozart in his genius..... I love good music. But i fear the outside world.

well, I'm as horny as the next animal...shit...possibly hornier......anyway I live alone and am starting to feel lonely.....I need the 'feel' of someting other than my own fist. And I need hoovering, Ironing and alsorts. I have loads of women wanting to be my 'housekeeper'......but I really feel not...

when I was a lad... I used to get a short back and sides at 'dicks mens hairdressers' on Dumbarton road ( there is a pic of the facade somewhere on here )...however, I hastled my mother to allow me to get a 'cut and blow dry' like all the other boys. So I went to Stuparts. Everybody wanted the baldy...

"I will repeat one other figure 16 hours a week extra policing = 44% drop in area crime" Lies, damn lies, and statistics. Ok, What is the definition of 'Policing'? What does 'drop' actually mean? ( I know it sounds obvious but it is not) Where is the 'area', and is it comparing 'like for like'? What...

That is a rather good point mrlipring.

I refuse to listen to music, and if I can't avoid it ....I refuse to enjoy it. That is why I'm such a nice man.

oops sorry 'bout that.

Just walked past the Lotus Elan and guess what? Perfect parallel parking - inch perfect. First time ever!...I suspect the driver has been reading the HG forums.

The Sunday Standard was David Murrays 'vanity project'. It did last for a few months iirc. Starting up Newspapers is notoriously expensive and difficult to establish a 'market'