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viceroy wrote:

paladin wrote:which informs me to get a pet if I want to see past 81 years of age. Is there a pet with a lifespan of 40years +

Try a tortoise or a parrot.

I was thinking more of a pet that would generate it's own income, wouldn't talk too much and be very easy on the eye.

I remember an 18th birthday, the bestest presents being a bottle of Brut and James Taylor's first album, all downhill from then on.. http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/traurig/d020.gif Hats of to you HH.........for having such a great memory. ::): What was James Taylor's first album called aga...

Monday, August 28, 2045 Congratulations HH....you could be in for a wee telegram. 8) 10,000th episode of Corrie I gave up watchin' CS when Annie Walker had the Rovers and Ena Sharples & Minne Cauldwell spent all their pension money in the snug. :roll: :wink: http://www.deathclock.com or try.......

mrlipring wrote:My mate's parents STOLE MY PVC FETISH MAGAZINES.

Probably 'cos they were in them ......parents aren't alway grown-up pillars of the community or mibbe they didn't want their son finding out he was only there as a result of their indulgence in pvc fetish fantasyland.

I selected 'pessimist' Captain Brittles I also chose 'pessimist' You must have really big BMIs then? I selected 'pessimist' and I have another 14 year to go, so getting a bus pass will evade me 8O Wonder if anyone has an imminent funeral coming up, the 1st HG planned parting?......we could play som...

This is of little consequence to anyone.........but I got an Anniversary e-card from e-bay today.

Would anyone like to bid for a signed copy

http://www.deathclock.com/

Life is slipping away apparently.

According to this link I will peg out 4 days shy of my 86th birthday, but then I did select 'optimist' on one of the options.

classic togs.... issit a club or a place where they two can get wing tips. Classic Togs ........is just a reference to those of a certain age who have the classic smell of Old Spice on their chins. Togs........Terry's (Nay Sir Terry Wogan's) old geezer(s). Famous throughout the land to those who li...

HollowHorn wrote:Everybody's doin' it, picking their nose and chewin' it.

Do you chew your bogies with teeth in or out HH?

I prefer the pick,roll & flick method

trickntoots wrote:There is a club for ones that like the splash of OS......

Classic Togs.

http://photobucket.com/albums/v635/paladin2005/June23004.jpg Photo taken en-route to Buxworth basin. More photos on Buxworth at...... http://www.navigationinn.co.uk :D ps I have been round this area long enough to remember it as Buxworth not Bugsworth......or was it Bugsworth then Buxworth? They ha...

Captain Brittles wrote:
Our grandchildren will ask us why WE let them get away with it.

That's already been taken care of with the Government founded social disease..........Amnesia.

stinkpad wrote:
It's called a brazilian because it originated in the land of tiny thongs that is Brazil. Anything more than a few inches would surely poke out the side like an army of wee spiders making a break for it.

Glad you said 'wee spiders' rather than 'wee crabs'

Gave up crisps as a New Year resolution almost 6 month ago and it's been the hardest thing to cut out of my life. It was a health reason why I had to make the effort as my blood pressure was too high, so salty snack foods were out! It has had the desired effect and I am feeling healthier, not just b...