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Re: A wee joke

Cockney bloke buys a parrot from a drunken Scotsman in a pub. Takes it home and after a few days is getting mightily fed up with its constant screeching call of "I'm a Glaweeeegian parrot and I'm as hard as fuck!" He decides to teach it a lesson so he borrows a kestrel from a mate with an ...
by Doorstop
Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:55 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: A wee joke
Replies: 1568
Views: 248565

Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Banjo: ::):

Delmont X: Really sorry to hear about your heart problems, sir. I hope you're well on the way to ticketyboo these days, and excellent job on the resurgence in the old droppage of the pounds.
by Doorstop
Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:47 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Not really interesting facts about yourself
Replies: 10786
Views: 1094765

Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Since joining Slimmers World 6 months ago I've lost a couple of pounds shy of six stone, but tonight I'm destroying a takeaway curry with no guilt whatsoever.
by Doorstop
Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:38 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Not really interesting facts about yourself
Replies: 10786
Views: 1094765

Re: Waverley Secondary PE teachers in the 80's

"Is there nothin' that he cannae do?" ::):
by Doorstop
Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:19 pm
 
Forum: Glasgow Chat (Coffee Lounge)
Topic: Waverley Secondary PE teachers in the 80's
Replies: 10
Views: 1226

Re: Waverley Secondary PE teachers in the 80's

That's the very fellow, Robert.

Thanks so much.

Doing my head in, that was. :D
by Doorstop
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:02 am
 
Forum: Glasgow Chat (Coffee Lounge)
Topic: Waverley Secondary PE teachers in the 80's
Replies: 10
Views: 1226

Waverley Secondary PE teachers in the 80's

Bit of a long shot this, but does anyone remember the name of the principle of PE in Waverly Secondary during the 80's? Middle aged bloke, balding, with a beard. Used to kick about permanently in a blue canvas tracksuit and bright blue Adidas Gazelle back before anyone knew what Adidas Gazelles were...
by Doorstop
Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:45 pm
 
Forum: Glasgow Chat (Coffee Lounge)
Topic: Waverley Secondary PE teachers in the 80's
Replies: 10
Views: 1226

Re: Glasgow parking spaces

Nice one. 8)
by Doorstop
Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:51 am
 
Forum: Glasgow Chat (Coffee Lounge)
Topic: Glasgow parking spaces
Replies: 1
Views: 440

Re: University Cafe Struggling?

Some info from the owners (past?); "This cafe belongs/belonged to my family. This was sent to me this morning (I now live in the US) by my father who is still in Glasgow. For reference the Maryhill Road cafe that existed in the 60's was made easier due to the fact that most of the family lived ...
by Doorstop
Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:55 am
 
Forum: Glasgow Chat (Coffee Lounge)
Topic: University Cafe Struggling?
Replies: 4
Views: 1067

University Cafe Struggling?

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by Doorstop
Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:57 pm
 
Forum: Glasgow Chat (Coffee Lounge)
Topic: University Cafe Struggling?
Replies: 4
Views: 1067

Re: Museums & Art Galleries

The winter Garden at the Peoples Pallace is currently being renovated. Can't say I fancy working on this scaffolding! https://c6.staticflickr.com/9/8554/29937843661_507a323565_z.jpg Winter Garden 1 by Vinegar Tom , on Flickr Ah, brings back memories of working in the shipyard. Scare the Hulk scaffo...
by Doorstop
Mon Mar 27, 2017 1:04 pm
 
Forum: Photo Sharing
Topic: Museums & Art Galleries
Replies: 63
Views: 16427

Re: A wee joke

Young gunslinger wannabe walks into the saloon and spies an old hand at the game sitting at the end of the bar. He walks over to the gnarled and world weary looking slinger and says "Hey! Aren't you Quick Draw Cassidy?" "Yeah, kid" replies the slinger "What do you want?"...
by Doorstop
Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:52 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: A wee joke
Replies: 1568
Views: 248565

Re: Latest project, 1967 VW beetle restoration.

That, my talented fettler, is nothing short of wonderful.

What an absolute gem of a thread this has been. I do hope it's not your last along similar lines.

Sterling effort .. t.t.v.g.g.s.
by Doorstop
Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:58 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Latest project, 1967 VW beetle restoration.
Replies: 231
Views: 36226

Re: A wee joke

::): One for the physics buffs: Heisenberg and Schrodinger are heading back from the lab when they get pulled over by the cops. The cop gets out and asks Heisenberg to roll his window down. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" asks the officer. "No .. " says Heisenberg...
by Doorstop
Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:49 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: A wee joke
Replies: 1568
Views: 248565
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