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Another reformat.

So I'm about to reformat my computer for the Nth time in three days. So far I've done: Windows 2000 > Debian Linux > Freebsd 5.3-RELEASE > Windows XP Professional And now I'm about to go back to Windows 2000. I think my pile of shit box is on its last legs. :< It's at times like this when I wish I s...
by kn0wledge
Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:33 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Another reformat.
Replies: 7
Views: 2379

Haha, I didn't write it: my dad did. I am planning to use it at some point in the fure though. It's too good to not use.
by kn0wledge
Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:10 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Funny Shit at work.
Replies: 5
Views: 2196

They should rename the Glasgow Olympics to the Barra-lympics. =p
by kn0wledge
Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:49 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: The Glasgow Olympics
Replies: 5
Views: 2050

I should like to applaud you for upholding the standards of punctuation that are sadly falling ever lower in today's society, most notably on the internet. Bad punctuation and spelling is lazy and discourteous to the reader, implying that you cannot be bothered to look it up before you hit 'send.' M...
by kn0wledge
Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:43 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Punctuation
Replies: 16
Views: 5475

My dad sent this to one of his previous colleagues after he resigned: The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed down from generation to generation, says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse the best strategy is to dismount. In <INSERT COMPANY>, however, a whole range of far ...
by kn0wledge
Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:55 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Funny Shit at work.
Replies: 5
Views: 2196

Well Helen Keller's dog could understand sign language, but after years of being called MUHAEMMMEHHHHHAAAHHH it flipped out and killed her.
by kn0wledge
Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:11 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Strange things you find in the bowels of your desk.
Replies: 25
Views: 6963

Speaking of guide dogs, the world's most stupid sign has to be the "no dogs except guide dogs" one. Blind people can't see and dogs can't read, so what the fuck is the point.
by kn0wledge
Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:06 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Strange things you find in the bowels of your desk.
Replies: 25
Views: 6963

dr_lightning wrote:two trophies from the Guide Dogs For The Blind...

It's not nice to steal from blind people, you bastard, much less their dogs!
by kn0wledge
Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:55 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Strange things you find in the bowels of your desk.
Replies: 25
Views: 6963

I dunno man. I think a .50-cal armour-piercing anti-aircraft round pwns j0o!
by kn0wledge
Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:17 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Strange things you find in the bowels of your desk.
Replies: 25
Views: 6963

A Filofax ruler.
by kn0wledge
Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:09 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Strange things you find in the bowels of your desk.
Replies: 25
Views: 6963

Strange things you find in the bowels of your desk.

I found this in my desk this evening and I don't even remember where I got it from:

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It's a .50-cal anti-aircraft machine gun round, in case you wondered.
by kn0wledge
Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:53 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Strange things you find in the bowels of your desk.
Replies: 25
Views: 6963

Frankly that sounds like a load of shit designed to disguise their shitty routing.
by kn0wledge
Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:18 pm
 
Forum: Forum Help and Issues
Topic: Problem accessing the website
Replies: 7
Views: 2694

I must learn to be more tolerant of others and be nicer to my fellow forum members.
by kn0wledge
Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:16 pm
 
Forum: Glasgow Chat (Coffee Lounge)
Topic: New Buses in Glasgow
Replies: 73
Views: 27541

I must learn to be more tolerant of others and be nicer to my fellow forum members.
by kn0wledge
Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:07 pm
 
Forum: Glasgow Chat (Coffee Lounge)
Topic: New Buses in Glasgow
Replies: 73
Views: 27541

I must learn to be more tolerant of others and be nicer to my fellow forum members.
by kn0wledge
Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:47 pm
 
Forum: Glasgow Chat (Coffee Lounge)
Topic: New Buses in Glasgow
Replies: 73
Views: 27541
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