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Re: A wee joke

I'll try this one here ! It was sent to me by a friend who now lives in Canada but who used to live across the street from me in Airgold Drive in theDrum in the late 1950's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYslhL71k1M If it works, I hope you laugh as much as I did ! Tombro ::): ::): stolen and distr...
by VGSmiles
Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:14 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: A wee joke
Replies: 1448
Views: 144784

Re: A wee joke

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few when I noticed two large girls at the bar. They both had strong accents so I said, “Hi, are you girls from Scotland?” One of them chirped, “It’s WALES you friggin' idiot!” So I immediately apologized and said, “Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?” Th...
by VGSmiles
Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:00 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: A wee joke
Replies: 1448
Views: 144784

Re: Depression

The people in here are very special indeed. I'd like to throw in a couple cents and personal experience in the hope that maybe it can help one person or another. I used to have bouts of depression, from mild to occasionally severe, and also to be quite anxious. One day I watched a program on TV abou...
by VGSmiles
Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:00 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Depression
Replies: 359
Views: 22674

Re: random question

I know all the right numbers. Problem is, I don't know the right day...
by VGSmiles
Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:48 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: random question
Replies: 586
Views: 29600

Re: random question

If you could inform me about his last whereabouts, i'd like to... uhh...
by VGSmiles
Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:57 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: random question
Replies: 586
Views: 29600

Re: Whit's fur tea?

I won some stirfry (I think it's chicken) at the raffles tonight. Think it's my incentive to actually go home... aww why did I have to move so far away from my favourite pisshole?
by VGSmiles
Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:49 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Whit's fur tea?
Replies: 698
Views: 26874

Re: The Singles Thread!

Thanks, Doorstop and Kitten. Yeah all I can do now is let the sadness wash over me and move on. There will be better days.

So sorry to hear that, Joe.
by VGSmiles
Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:39 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: The Singles Thread!
Replies: 1115
Views: 134850

Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Just at the end of a wonderful trip looking for new adventure. I'm wondering if I should continue studying Psychology in Glasgow...
by VGSmiles
Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:00 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Not really interesting facts about yourself
Replies: 10338
Views: 617752

Re: The Singles Thread!

Hi, me again... long story short, it looks like I am coming home sooner than I thought. Just trying to finish the semester without falling to pieces, and hope to enjoy a bit of the summer here while I can. Then it's back to Glasgow as soon as I can. I'm sorry I'm not Scottish, but I was hoping my ki...
by VGSmiles
Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:56 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: The Singles Thread!
Replies: 1115
Views: 134850

Re: A wee joke

Amy Winehouse isn't dead.

When police arrived and drew a white line around the body bag, she got up and snorted the whole thing.
by VGSmiles
Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:47 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: A wee joke
Replies: 1448
Views: 144784

Re: Computer Problems.

Apparently this is a worldwide scam, but I doubt the people making the phonecalls have anything to gain from it. We got one the other day. Poor guy from India had so much trouble spelling "eventvwr" he nearly hung up on me. We finally got there (E for elephant, R for root...) It lists even...
by VGSmiles
Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:34 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Computer Problems.
Replies: 1419
Views: 63612

Re: The Singles Thread!

I would like to add though, that of course not all men are alike and some women are only after sex too etc. I don't hate anyone. I remember the one time I had the hots for a girl... boy did she ever screw with my mind, I felt so sorry for what men have to put up with ::): And I didn't even get a sin...
by VGSmiles
Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:03 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: The Singles Thread!
Replies: 1115
Views: 134850

Re: The Singles Thread!

Ah yes the station bar... sadly I am too far away, I liked the HG nights out and the walks about town. But I am in Oz to study at the moment. Yeah men will be men... I think the mistake I have made is actually truly wanting the bloke, chasing after him while it should have been the other way around....
by VGSmiles
Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:56 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: The Singles Thread!
Replies: 1115
Views: 134850

Re: The Singles Thread!

Single again. 4 1/2 years down the drain and yet another man who doesn't love me. I just wish I could sleep.
by VGSmiles
Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:46 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: The Singles Thread!
Replies: 1115
Views: 134850
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